I. HATE. PRESENTATIONS.
Can I make that any clearer?
Probably. With Windex.
Alright, so it’s a roughly 5000-word script – should translate to nearly 40 minutes worth of superhero talk. I need a way to keep others interested though – if they’re anything like me, they’ll drift off as soon as someone mentioned a famous theorist or political methodology.
Maybe I could wear the Batsuit? Nah, done that already.
Go nude? Ewww.
Offer free beer if everyone listens and can then write me a 3000 word essay on what I’ve done? Nope, too easy for me to buy a lager no-one drinks. Especially if I buy Tooheys.
Man, this is so not funny. I mean, the last few times I thought about stuff it was kinda amusing in a terrified, panicky, “Holy shit I’m gonna die and these are my last frantic words” schadenfreude kind of way. This is just dry, y’know?
Gotta spruce up the thoughts a little. Ah, coffee. How many have I had today? 5? 6? Can’t remember oh well.
HOLY SHIT THIS IS MY BRAIN ON COFFEE.
Presenting about the methodology inherent in every superhero elements of a cultural habitus that transpose across eras and make them really awesome because they transpose and it has the word pose in it they like transposing because they speak to a multitude of genres and personal attributes and the methods in which they speak are generally agreed as being innovative despite vast periods of perceived cultural obsolescence and therein lies the juxtaposed comment that such a relevant entity as a superhero can at times lapse into a state of cultural malaise the ennui of which is only broken through reinvention and further transposition of preceding values from the previous era.
Jesus, did I just write all of that inside of five seconds? James Joyce would be jealous of that stream of consciousness stu-
Stream of consciousness is derived from human psychological experience and was pioneered by Dorothy Richardson as a method of transcribing individual thought process into a narrative unlike any that was also pioneered through use of her text Pilgrimage in terms of cultural and literary coherency while also
Ok, that was unexpected. If I’m gonna be streamin’, it’s gotta be about-
Streams are bodies of a liquid form most usually associated with the act of flowing water or urination with the term colloquially used by 18th-century Victorian cockneys as “I’m gonna stream like a crazy geezer” and collaboratively agreed upon by the 1975 Parliament of Greece as being unconditional of the life and times of British King David Cameron who once drank tea with a swamp dragon and journeyed to Rlyeh in an effort
Alright, this is getting out of control. No more coffee now. The mental barriers are blurring. I think I may have had TOO MANY COFFEES NEED MORE COFFEES NO SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH COFFEE IT EXPANDS THE BRAIN THE COFFEE-BRAIN GIVE ME COFFEE GIVE ME COFFEE GIVE ME COFFEE I WRITE BETTER EVERYONE WRITERS BETTER WITH GODDAMN MOTHER PUSBUCKET COFFEE.
…this will not end well.
WELL, IT’S YOUR FAULT YOU DRANK THE COFFEE.